sir please stop feeding the teddy bears, they’re already stuffed
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dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
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i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
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